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You Internet nerds have gotta try sex

Posted by Alienslushie - April 9th, 2015


Hey gang, get off your game-pro 4 and try sex, tell them CG sent you 


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CG stand for Chris Gay, not Computer Graphics, four eyes.

''yeah!!!!......... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)''

We should shower together I think we're about ready

Ok i'll think about your advice next time ill have hot sex wih my kawaii bodypillow Aloenslushie-san!!!!

No but really i'll think about it.

And you just GOTTA try acid

i don't mind your way of thinking
it's tolerable

I can't tolerate not constantly masturbating

Do i have to? I really dont want to...

Nah dude, I never have and now I'm a level 36 moon sage with 50,000 Neo-points

Complement with pictures. An image would better encourage and show the offer.

Can I just PM you pictures of my 14 erogenous zones? I'm very selective about who I show them to. They have to be Indian

I told a girl she was cute the other day and a couple days later we have sex. I was surprised because I didn't think it was that smooth. We're probably gonna do it again sometime soon.

Oh and I was the nerdy guy in school, awkward as hell, and have red hair with glasses and am a 6'3 giant, so its fucking possible damn it! I always thought it wasn't. Oh and did i mention the next day I had sex with someone else :3

My theme song is gonna be p.i.m.p by 50 cent sometime soon. lol

It's cause you're tall. NEXT?

I'm an internet nerd, and having a relatively healthy sex life didn't change that :'(

What am I doing wrong? What is going on with my life? Oh no! :O

Swap your computer for cocaine

How can I fuck a whore WITHOUT getting caught???

Buy something worthless off her the price of sex then just be two consensual adults setting course for pleasure island

Oops, I meant horse.

Kill it first

Think its really because I'm tall? AND NOT MY BADASSERY???

This really is a question you should be asking Dolly magazine

I can't read let alone talk with food in my mouth

I make cant English much

JJ JJ