Hey gang, get off your game-pro 4 and try sex, tell them CG sent you
When I'm dead this will all be very weird.
Chris Guy
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You Internet nerds have gotta try sex
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''yeah!!!!......... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)''
We should shower together I think we're about ready
Ok i'll think about your advice next time ill have hot sex wih my kawaii bodypillow Aloenslushie-san!!!!
No but really i'll think about it.
And you just GOTTA try acid
i don't mind your way of thinking
it's tolerable
I can't tolerate not constantly masturbating
Do i have to? I really dont want to...
Nah dude, I never have and now I'm a level 36 moon sage with 50,000 Neo-points
Complement with pictures. An image would better encourage and show the offer.
Can I just PM you pictures of my 14 erogenous zones? I'm very selective about who I show them to. They have to be Indian
I told a girl she was cute the other day and a couple days later we have sex. I was surprised because I didn't think it was that smooth. We're probably gonna do it again sometime soon.
Oh and I was the nerdy guy in school, awkward as hell, and have red hair with glasses and am a 6'3 giant, so its fucking possible damn it! I always thought it wasn't. Oh and did i mention the next day I had sex with someone else :3
My theme song is gonna be p.i.m.p by 50 cent sometime soon. lol
It's cause you're tall. NEXT?
I'm an internet nerd, and having a relatively healthy sex life didn't change that :'(
What am I doing wrong? What is going on with my life? Oh no! :O
Swap your computer for cocaine
How can I fuck a whore WITHOUT getting caught???
Buy something worthless off her the price of sex then just be two consensual adults setting course for pleasure island
Oops, I meant horse.
Kill it first
Think its really because I'm tall? AND NOT MY BADASSERY???
This really is a question you should be asking Dolly magazine
I can't read let alone talk with food in my mouth
I make cant English much
JJ JJ
Alienslushie
CG stand for Chris Gay, not Computer Graphics, four eyes.