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[Haven't Got A Prayer, pt2]

I'm sorry Scott...

I enjoyed the animation, as a cold hearted athiest who says "what seems most logically proven is what I believe" and the only thing I'm sure of is that this is that THIS sentence is the only thing I'm sure of. (There's a peice of philosophical shit right there) I think that the animation is a funny look at religion.

People seem to think this is an animations AGAINST religion, but I see this as more of an animation pointing out some of the flawed things people choose to believe about religion... this being the case you must also consider that there is some grotesc actions taken by a religious figure that were completely undignified in this animation, but that's part of the shock satire of the animation... its SUPPOSE to shock and somewhat offend you, and because of that you shouldn't take it seriously.

If you can't be bothered reading this all and want a quick summery, to those giving this a low rating purely out of offence, lighten up! It's not a direct attack on religion, it just raises some issues about what people choose to believe about catholism. DON'T BE A PRICK.

Slackman responds:

Well put. As stated, this is not an animation against religion, but rather it's against the more oppressive, hateful and hypocritical elements that have spawned from religion. Hate in the name of religion is still hate.

I'm glad you got it!

[an39 - New Aquarium]

I like this

But I like this for different reasons that I usually like flash animations for...
It was entertaining and really interesting. I'd like to know more about the audio... and the name of the song.

Rutger responds:

The song is New Aquarium, by Busdriver, and he used samples of Repo Man.

[Left 4 Speed]

CHRSITOPHA ONEY'LL <3

I won't lie, you're not the best animator around... but I'm really starting to like your style... and that's something coming from me.
You're regular stupid humor can sometimes be a breath of fresh air... or city air at least.

PARONDY! OH NOES! >:C

Oney responds:

fuck i mean im not actually trying lol. i mustve used a million of those little animation cheats in this. i'm not gonna waste months on something that i made to make people laugh

[Billy's Best Christmas]

I liked it.

It was corny... the characters were stick figures and the joke was pathetic... but the combined force of all that made it strangely likable. On the constructive side I think that you need to aim a little higher because you clearly have skills in animation and creating a humerous plot.

side note: I know I guy called Rohan with his named spelled the same way...

midimachine responds:

Thanks dude :)

My name rules.

[BiteyCastle Christmas]

Amazing.

Your animation skills just get better and better no matter how amazing they become. Fuck me, the freeking shading in this was ridiculously good... the shadows and whatnot were just perfecto. Your animation and movement was smooth and believable. I could not see how this could be improved but I know you're only going to make even better animations to come.

You're not slowing down are you... Jesus.

chluaid responds:

thanks dude :D
There's a few things I could change about the animation but I think the dark colour character palette and high contrast lighting gave this a nice sparkle.

[Runescape Wars]

Horrible.

Nobody wants to hear anything about runescape... the animation could be done on powerpoint and lastly, you're name is spelled wrong.

iamrunegecko responds:

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[Chris & Harry]

HAHAHAHAHA

I don't think this will ever stop being funny. You know this is the best thing you've done by far. The things that made me laugh the most was the slow mo punch and the whole ending with the crack in the nuts. My little boys growing up so fast!
Don't worry about the easter egg!

Oney responds:

I'M SO SORRY

[Miniature: Ninja]

I didn't mind it...

I don't really like the way you used so many cleshe recorded coversation sort of jokes. It didn't seem real to me at all. I get that it was scripted but it was obvious. I give this 8 because some of the jokes where quite good, I guess it was a bit hit and miss in my books. The animation was mede-ocre but I think it worked well with the feel of the animation.
This animation wasn't the best quality but it had a nice style to it.
On to see what other things you've done!

Deathwiller responds:

How did you find this animation? It didnt seem cleshe' to me... Twas really that obvious? Anyway thx for review

[CrowsFeet]

Why do I love everything you do so much?

I just love you're style man. It was freeky and quirky, which gives it a stylish apearance and adds entertainment value. The way you animate is the soul of your cartoons, so I hope your animations always look and feel the way they do know.
Just the discusting apearance of the characters is awesome. It's better than the generic styles you get out of most people.
Fucking awesome. On a side note, I didn't really see any plot. But some animations don't need one.

UnderARock responds:

thanks man, yeah this kinda lacked a real plot, it was more about building up to the scare I guess hopefully my next will be more understandable

[Why I'm a Ninja]

THAT WAS funny.

I liked the whole inocence of it. It was good how it sounded like you were just telling the story to me in person. And the animation reflected this.

GAMEGOBLIN responds:

Exactly what I was going for. I didn't want to narrate an animation, I wanted to tell a personal memory of mine.

glad someone caught on ;)